Oh, I’m making this account either/and multiverse and multiship. Because I’d rather… not be alone on it forever. Fyi.
”I’m so tired. I need a fucking maid.”
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Dear Dad,
”Sooooo, it’s Father’s day…”
“I guess I’m looking for a flatmate. I can’t do this by myself.”
Me too! Maybe he died.
… That would make a lot of sense, but I really hope not.
Albus has been ignoring you too?
Haven’t seen him in a little over two months.
I- just- shut up.
I’m just saying. Amelia has been the only person I’ve kissed in over two months. I’m germ-free.